Sunday, December 22, 2024

Hot Romance & Long-Long Sneezes

 —Poetry by Claire J. Baker, Pinole, CA
—Public Domain Visuals Courtesy of Medusa
 
 
CERTAIN AGE

My passion’s flame took a dive
and fizzled to an ember.
I’m still a youngish ninety-five,
and what a thrill—September’s

flower, gem, a sexy dance
(I try to stay attractive).
I fantasize a hot romance:
fire leaping, and I’m active!
 
 
 
 
 
APOLOGIES TO EMILY D.

 
O, such a lovely garden snake!

But, whether it curls or humps along,

the sensuous Eve within me—jumps,

goes minus zero in the gut.

I plead not guilty for my thoughts

of wanting handsome Adam to rut.
 
 
 
 

A LONG-LONG SNEEZE!

Like me, do you enjoy
an overwhelming sneeze—
an ah-ah-ah-ah urge

that shakes you like a purge
& leaves you on the verge
until that let-loose surge

drops you to your knees?
Like me, do you enjoy
an overwhelming sneeze?
 
 
 
 

DELETED BY MISTAKE

On this computer day, I flub up;
delete all incoming emails.
Farewell, political porridge;
tricky questionnaires,
the nickname list for Grandmas.
No more roses being painted on
my screen, petal-by-petal
into a stunning bouquet
because it’s my B-Day,

The chain letter, ready to send
on to ten floundering souls, zapped;
vanished are fleas performing
amazing feats with ease!
Most shocking of all, I had deleted
my mind & didn’t feel much different!
 
 
 
 

BEFORE MORNING ACTIVATION

My first Amazon Tablet,
like a tall, thin, black plastic
and glass book, waits
at attention on her stand.
Is Alexa anticipating
my next move, my: Alexa,
play meditation music?


her shiny black mask: No, Alexa,
I need nada from you this moment—
Has Alexa taken mindfulness,
now feels overly aware of me,
BOO, I want to shout through
well, maybe a cheer for my efforts
to fathom your potential.


Alexa, I know you’re loaded
with the latest tcch that I’m not yet
comfy trying. But, hey, I do my best
to sound grateful/respectful when
asking: Alexa, play meditation music?
 
 
 
 
 
CONTEMPLATING THE NAVEL

A newly-born, I wailed
one tremendous WAIL
to prove I was hardy & hale—
a kind of celebratory prayer
for mom & the clever cord
that fed me well, in there.

But now when I consider
that fleshy button bump,
that elemental lump
that rides my belly jello,
I fall asleep in minutes—
old & odd, but mellow.
 
 
 


And this scene really happened - - -

AT LOCAL POST OFFICE
          for John Rowe

Hello again, I’d like
two books of your
Forever stamps?

    Familiar clerk:
    Is that all you need?
    And didn’t you get
    Forever last week?

Good memory,
right I did,
but unfortunately
that book of forever
didn’t last.

_____________________

Today’s LittleNip:

A LITTLE GHOST MUSIC
—Claire J. Baker

A coffin’s not
a cheery place
that one is seeking out.

So please be sure,
in any case
that I’ll be climbing out.

_____________________

—Medusa, with thanks to Claire Baker for today’s fine, fun poetry!
 
 
 
Christmas Graphitti
 
















 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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